Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
To be honest I really don’t miss anyone I don’t talk to anymore.
I should go to sleep but I’m laying in the dark eating sunflower seeds
Thank you to all my new followers, hope you like what you see! 😏 Speaking about my blog, of course.
I’m sitting in English composition and it’s literally middle school grammar. I’m in college.
My professor has photos from downton abbey in his presentation I’m dying.
I’ve had a headache for like 4 days now and this morning I woke up with it at 5:30 and it was excruciating. I called out of work. I start class tonight from 6-9:20. Ew.
So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.